office-greetings-a-field-guide – Morgan Monday – Wordsrite
👋 Office Greetings: A Field Guide
“Morning.”
Means: I have acknowledged your existence and would now like to get back to my coffee.
“Good morning!”
Means: I am either genuinely cheerful or dangerously committed to pretending.
“Hey, how are you?”
Means: Please say “good” while continuing to walk.
“Living the dream.”
Means: The dream has a spreadsheet.
“Happy Monday!”
Means: I barely hanging.
“Quick question?”
Means: This will require history, context, three decisions and possibly a new project folder.
“Let’s catch up sometime.”
Means: We will never speak of this again.
Office culture is basically people using friendly sounds to safely move between meetings. ☕📅