oh-it-s-monday-today-s-profess – Morgan Monday – Wordsrite
😩☕ Oh, It’s Monday! 📅💻
Today’s professional development plan:
✅ Open the laptop 💻
✅ Forget the password 🔐🤔
✅ Reset the password 🔄
✅ Discover it cannot be the previous password 😑
✅ Read 47 emails nobody needed to send 📧📧📧
✅ Attend a meeting about the next meeting 🧑💼📊
✅ Say “let’s circle back” at least once 🔄⭕
✅ Move unfinished Friday work into Monday’s priorities 📋➡️📋
✅ Look productive whenever someone walks past 👀⌨️
✅ Wonder how the weekend lasted eleven minutes 🕐😭
Corporate wellbeing says to take a slow, calming breath. 🧘♂️🌿
The calendar says the next meeting started three minutes ago. 🚨🏃♂️💨
Good morning to everyone except whoever scheduled an 8:00 AM Monday meeting. 😴☕📆